If you give a pregnant lady a cold...

If you give a pregnant lady a cold, she'll ask for honey and lemon tea. 

If you give her honey and lemon tea, she'll need Tums for the heartburn.  

If you give her Tums for the heartburn, then she'll want to sit on a couch for a awhile.  

If you give her a couch to sit on, she'll want a couple of pillows to get comfortable.  

If you give her the pillows, then she'll want a blanket.

If you give her a blanket, then she'll need to have the channel-changer.  

If you give her the channel-changer, then she'll need to use the bathroom. 

If you show her where the bathroom is, she'll need a different smelling lotion. 

If you give her a different lotion, then she'll want something to drink...  Ah, a day in the life...